"You Scare The Shit Out Of Me" by The Frantics

I'm not afraid of wild crocodiles
Caribou or man-eating beast
I'm not afraid of death
or early morning breath
But you scare the shit out of me

I thought, that I was, a He-man,
Handsome man, virile and free
But I'd rather die than look you in the eye
Cause you scare the shit out of me.

You were the best woman I ever met
You could run, skeet shoot, and dance
I remember the time you borrowed a dime
And I had to go change my pants

I thought, that I was, a He-man,
Handsome man, virile and free
But I'd rather die than look you in the eye
Cause you scare the shit out of me.

I remember the last time I saw you
There we both stood face to face
You said you seem so alone let me take you home
Won't you come with me back to my place

I said NO, you scare the shit out of me.
You scare the shit out of me.
I'd rather die than look you in the eye
Cause you scare the shit out of me.

I think Great God above
I must be in love
Cause you scare the shit…out of me.